Hideo Kojima announces new weed manufacturing company “SnakeWeed”

Earlier Today, game director Hideo Kojima announced his new venture in the drug market with “SnakeWeed“.

When interviewed by J. Sans Altair, one of our field reporters, Kojima stated: “I’m a weed enjoyer since the good old days of Metal Gear, it was my main source of inspiration for the character Snake, who also is my self insert. How do you think I was able to write such things in my career? Ok now please go away, I need to work on Death Stranding 2, and I cannot smoke with you freaks around.”

According to market analysts, SnakeWeed products will be available on the market before the end of the next fiscal year, because Geoff Keighley, who is a long time friend of Kojima, also announced that going forward, SnakeWeed will be a major sponsor for “The Game Awards” and that free samples will be distributed during his events.

We will keep providing you updates as soon as they arise.